The town that has nothing to do for anyone young. You have to go to Ocala to go to any decent stores or to do anything exciting. No one knows where it is and if they have heard about it then you should say you're sorry. Oh and its all about The Canes football....yeah right!
"Where do you live?"
"Inverness, Florida"
"Where?"
"Oh its about 30 minutes from Ocala."
"Oh! Never heard of it but I know where Ocala is."
"Inverness, Florida"
"Where?"
"Oh its about 30 minutes from Ocala."
"Oh! Never heard of it but I know where Ocala is."
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Did you see Jenny? She's onto divorce number nine and she's fucking that dude at the gym. She's going to make one sad but super hot florida whore someday.
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When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.
With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.
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The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.
If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.
The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.
The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.
If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.
The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.
I received a first-class education in awesomeness at the University of Central Florida. My major was mechanical engineering.
Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.
UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?
Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.
UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?
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CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina
dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant
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Home to more snowbirds that you can count. Highest snowbird population in the south.
Second southern state where Hispanics make up the second biggest percentage of the population (Next to good ol' Texas)
Warm weather, sunny beaches, and blue skies.
Population wise, Florida the 4th largest state in the country
Second most populated state in the south next to good ol' Texas.
67 counties.
Home to many proud White, Black, Latino, Native American, and Asian SOUTHERNERS.
Home to more snowbirds that you can count. Highest snowbird population in the south.
Second southern state where Hispanics make up the second biggest percentage of the population (Next to good ol' Texas)
Warm weather, sunny beaches, and blue skies.
Population wise, Florida the 4th largest state in the country
Second most populated state in the south next to good ol' Texas.
67 counties.
Home to many proud White, Black, Latino, Native American, and Asian SOUTHERNERS.
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