fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

flinging the woo

A 1940s term for the heaviest type of petting or love play.

After a long session of necking and petting, Mary Sue and Steve decided to move on to flinging the woo in the backseat of the car.

by Vintageman69 January 16, 2023

flirting

throwing someone off a building

"Omg brad was totally flirting with you on the Empire State last night."

by joshaisthegoat May 29, 2023

flirting

Kaye.

Oi mate you flirting or chattin shit right now?

by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023

flirting

Kaye.

Oi mate ye flirting er chattin shit?

by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023

Feinting Ignorance

What you're doing... AND what I'M doing! GET IT!? It's a play on words! By shifting the context of the word IGNORANCE I make it so that I'M doing the same thing YOU'RE doing! Did you get it? Remember when I said that? Did you get it? Before I explained it, I mean.

Hym "Right. So, feinting ignorance is where you act as though you are unaware of information of which you are fully aware. But forms of bigotry such as sexism and racism and ablism are ALSO considered ignorance. So you could say that we are BOTH feinting ignorance, right? It's funny. Now, I now you're thinking 'You aren't really doing that! You're just saying to get away with it. You're ignorance is real.' And to that I say: YOU DON'T CARE! You don't give a single fuck about it. You just don't like the things I've said. AND I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU! You aren't an authority to which I can be held accountable. You're likely some piss-ant parent who's butt-hurt I said I don't care about you kids. Or are someone who doesn't like the idea of me not being worse than you. But it's funny right? Now that I explained it. It's kind of funny.... I'm one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, by the way. So... Yeah. That is all."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

Flirting

Trying to get laid

Hey dude, are you flirting with my granddad?

by MANWHATDAHAIL69420 July 1, 2023