Lightning Fusion

In the visual power of Lightning comes the secret to unlimited clean energy for planet earth by way of nuclear fusion

For example- with the use of a one hundred year old device invented by Nikola Tesla himself which may reproduce man made lightning bolts up to tens of feet in length is the driving source of power to stimulate the isotopes of hydrogen bound in simple but special form of water- the end of the energy crisis is within site-thus lightning fusion has come about for a world that desperately need s a solution-time will tell- solomon azar-december 2008

by sambo sami suleiman azar December 17, 2008

fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006

Jewish Lightning

To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud).

"Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."

or

"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."

by josefresco March 13, 2008

fighting crime

1)when friends have sex, but there is no serious relationship other than friends with benefits; friends with benefits; fuck buddies; fb. Not to be confused with booty calls.
2) a sarcastic answer to stupid or obvious questions.

1)Platano Man and Kitty are always fighting crime, but Platano Man refuses to make her his fulltime sidekick.

2) Captain Obvious aka Mom: You weren't home on time!
Kitty: Really now?
Cpt. Obvious: Yeah! WHERE WERE YOU?
Kitty: I was out fighting crime!
*SLAP*

by ♠Kitty♠ February 22, 2009

Lightninging

Verb form of the noun lightning - the act of lightning occuring or being produced.

"It was thundering and lightninging outside, I got so scared that I peed the bed."

by benjamin hammond February 11, 2006

Ride the lightning

A harsher alternative meaning for "go with the flow."

Going with the flow implies just going with whatever happens.

Since lightning is so fast, deadly, etc., "riding the lightning" denotes a "fuck it all" mentality in which the person is so fed up, that they ultimately concede and just adapt or let themselves go to arbitrary circumstance, no matter how austere or violent it may be.

"I can't take this shit no more..."
"Aww, fuck it all. Just go with flow, ride the lightning..."

by cleon24769 April 23, 2008

greased lightning

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

by Light Joker October 20, 2005