Flerp is the action of one man laying his erect penis on a hard surface such as a table and a 2nd man with an erect penis slams his penis on top of the first man like a meat hammer.
by anonymous October 28, 2025
Get the Flerp mug.The act of a flat earther driving while operating a video camera discussing stupid ideas like flat earth to their livestream audience or in order to upload later. (See Flerf.)
Side note: Recording in a vehicle prevents their family members from hearing how stupid they are and thus leaving them homeless or without a family while the worst of the Flerfs call their vehicle home from destroying their relationships with other humans.
Side note: Recording in a vehicle prevents their family members from hearing how stupid they are and thus leaving them homeless or without a family while the worst of the Flerfs call their vehicle home from destroying their relationships with other humans.
"Did you see the latest flat earth video?"
"Yeah...The moron was ridin' flerfy and not paying attention to the road."
"Yeah...The moron was ridin' flerfy and not paying attention to the road."
by Kristin Frost Lazerbeams April 27, 2020
Get the Ridin' Flerfy mug.A true cock sucker. One who can have multiple orgasms by performing oral sex on their partner without any penetration.
Jane have more orgasms performing a dirty Flerida, than being fucked from/in the rear.
Her husband prefers her to have a dirty Flerida because it turns him on.
Her husband prefers her to have a dirty Flerida because it turns him on.
by Tofu burger September 11, 2021
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This girl can't be described with words. She's just incredible. She'd doubt herself way to much, even though everybody loves her and what she does. She's a wild party mouse and fiestas without her really don't make any sense. I know that all the boys that see her like her, they're just too shy to speak to her because she's just way too gorgeous for any of them. I mean, tell me one thing Zera can't do. She's so incredible talented in sports, art, her music taste is unreal, she skates but is so incredibly cool there's no need for anybody to know that, which is the reason she never told her friends. But what I most love about her, is the way she makes people feel. No matter in which situation in your live you are, Zera listens, gives you the advice you need, tells you what you wanted to hear and needed to hear or just says nothing, when there's nothing to say. She'd never interrupt you, and if she does she'd apologise a thousand times. She makes you feel valued and loved and gives me personally the biggest confidence. Walking around with her is always super fun and super cool. No matter if you've mutaches drawn on your face and you're walking through Munich or cariing your bike through your whole town.
She's adventurous, crazy, funny and freakin' beautiful inside and outside.
~lora♡
She's adventurous, crazy, funny and freakin' beautiful inside and outside.
~lora♡
- Dude, I can't breath!
- OMG, what happend?
- Do you see the girl on the other side of the street?
*turns around *
Both died.
Cause of death: Zera manera flera pandera too away their breath .
- OMG, what happend?
- Do you see the girl on the other side of the street?
*turns around *
Both died.
Cause of death: Zera manera flera pandera too away their breath .
by laulaulautschi February 19, 2022
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