Means an event you were trying to avoid was meant to happen to you. In terms of real life, fate is something you can't escape and is uncontrollable. In greek mythology The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. So to be on their agenda means your on their schedule and not your own. Most of the time it means death.
Thief: *Sitting in Bar*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
by Spider-Panda September 24, 2019
Get the Fate's Agendamug. When you carve out time for a person and use your dating status towards a greater purpose and cause - fake + dating, purely so you can have time with each other through being very popular and having a very full social life, i.e. things like doing errands, babysitting together, taking each other off of the market to fend off toxic masculinity and toxic feminity at bars and the pub, especially in the circumstance where either one or both person's partner is dead, missing in action, too young to date or just otherwise wants you to spend time with them, maybe even in their stead. It's also a relationship that is openly known to the public, and to society. Ironic for superstitious people who talk about the fates aligning in a sense where they're so psychotic you don't even get to hang out with your friends.
by asliceofpagliaccis February 22, 2024
Get the Fatingmug. 
Get the Fatemug. by Sjsiidjdjss August 25, 2018
Get the Fate is a Matemug. a brown tiny pakistani with bumfluff on his upper lip.
planks to everybody on the MMORPG game called "RuneScape"
also isn't able to pull off a 3-way in 2 ticks 2k17
planks to everybody on the MMORPG game called "RuneScape"
also isn't able to pull off a 3-way in 2 ticks 2k17
by wiseoldboi October 6, 2017
Get the fate XDmug.