Floop

Fart and poop at the same time

Dude i just flooped

by Mememememememememeeeeee May 16, 2016

Flooper

When your about to get nudes but then they change their mind

Dude What a flooper I was about to get nudes but then she said no

by No handlebars October 23, 2019

floopy

when a man's cock is extremely soft, enabling his girlfriend, or anyone he chooses, including himself, to play with it, flopping it around from side to side, up or down, and enjoying the flaccidity by squeezing

you cock is so floopy! it's so much more fun than when it's hard...

by Don March 8, 2003

Floop

The British slang word for Homosexaul, Gay, Fag, Queer, Bundle of Sticks, Etc. Relating acts of homosexaulity of the same sex.

Floop, Gay, Fag, Queer, Carpet Muncher

by Christopher Howell September 5, 2006

Floop

A Belgian snack food morsel promoted by Bassplayer Derek Smalls of the heavy metal group Spinal Tap.

The snack consists of congo chocolate and crushed mass wafers surrounding a core of diced witloof.

"Pick up some Floop...some people find its quite tasty." Derek Smalls

by Wig Wellington August 23, 2009

Floopily

A cigarette that hasn't been packed correctly and has that one gap in the middle where there's no tobacco is floopily.

Steve, fix that shit. Ur square's all floopily and stuff..

by HilDawg420 October 27, 2010

Floop

To inadvertently caress a blunt point with the intention to pinch but failing to do so.

He flooped my left breast!

by Mark Vernon April 16, 2008