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French felching

The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts
by Paulywalnuts424 March 4, 2018
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salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.
Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.
by Flieger September 24, 2016
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Felching

The act of sucking semen out of another's anal cavity.
Miles bragged about felching his girlfriend by sucking his own jizz out of her asshole.
by simonthefelcher December 3, 2019
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gravy felch

the act of using gravy as anal lube, then felching the gravy out with the semen
I was hungry and horny at the same time last night so I gravy felched some hood rat at the party.
by thegoatfucker October 17, 2013
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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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Felch

After cumming on anus hard after anal sex, the top partner licks the cum off bottom partners ass.
After fucking you, I’m gonna felch all over you till you cum again
by DogOfDeviance January 31, 2023
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eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril
I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.
by Zute October 12, 2023
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