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felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.
“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch
Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.
by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021
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Felching

The act of sucking semen out of another's anal cavity.
Miles bragged about felching his girlfriend by sucking his own jizz out of her asshole.
by simonthefelcher December 3, 2019
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Auto Felching

When a man sticks his extra long cock into his asshole and proceeds to pleasure himself until he cums in his throbbing anus. Following this he cranes his neck backwards until he can suck the cum out of his anus to recycle it for the next session.
Ever since I learned about auto felching ive never once ran out of cum.
by 1800cumshot August 3, 2019
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felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum
“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
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FELCHING

When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.
When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.
by JazHammer81 August 30, 2022
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salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.
Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.
by Flieger September 24, 2016
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