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felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021
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felch

To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty
A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him
by wordsam August 1, 2009
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felch fries

It’s French fries covered in felch. Pretty um interesting. You felch the fluids out and then spit them on some fries and give it to the person you felched from.
“babe i want French fries but we just fucked and I don’t want cum in my ass while I eat”
“I gotchu”
*slurp. doesn’t know where to spit so spits it on the fries”
“Look I gotchu special felch fries”
“yum yum. Thanks babe”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
mugGet the felch friesmug.

Rainbow Felch

Sucking out semen from a woman on her menstrual period with a straw.

The Rainbow Felch
Tom and Selena decided to try the Rainbow Felch, it's was great seeing as she was on her period.
by RainbowFelch August 30, 2021
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Felch

by Nathanial Brash August 15, 2010
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felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum
“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 4, 2025
mugGet the felch fries or goonlaushmug.

FELCHING

When a bloke blows his load inside his mistress, girlfriend or wife's moist Pussy then inserts the straw to drink his creamy Sperm.
When Jarrod blows his Load inside Louises Moist Pussy then uses a straw to start Felching.
by JazHammer81 August 30, 2022
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