"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"
"Why are you in her top friends?"
by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012


A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.
by BOBITTY April 21, 2017

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011

person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people
by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"
40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.
by iyiljilk December 29, 2011

person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
by thesoccergod February 14, 2008
