Facebook

the 21st century Homewrecker

"Facebook ruined my relationship, because my gf saw the picture i posted of me cheating with that girl with the huge tits, that i thought i made private."
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"Don't act like you didn't like her status!"

"Why are you in her top friends?"

by Azaleah Black January 29, 2012

Facebook

Dead.

A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.

Facebook is dead man.

by yugyug March 4, 2018

Facebook

A social media site designed to steal and sell your information to someone else to make a a quick buck.

Bob bought Joe's private information from Facebook.

by BOBITTY April 21, 2017

facebook

an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.

person 1 on le phone typing
person 2: what are you doing?
person 1: I'm on Facebook.

by usernameforurbandictionary September 16, 2011

FaceBook

the shit that nobody uses

person:hey do u have facebook ,other person:no why the fuck would i have facebook its for old people

by Dragon_Fire378 March 26, 2017

Facebook

N.

A site that makes you feel like shit about being single

::Tom logging on to Facebook news feed::
10 friends just updated their status to "Married"

40 year old virgin Tom: ugh.

by iyiljilk December 29, 2011

facebook

noun: a voyeur's paradise.

person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!

by thesoccergod February 14, 2008