When a piece of equipment malfunctions, the proper response is to kick it as soon as possible in the hope that it rectifies the problem.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.
How expensive the equipment is and the time it would take a technician to arrive, however short, are irrelevant.
It is usually only succeeds in worsening the problem, however, most techs appreciate the user trying at least some form of repair themselves. Hence, the rule.
McCoy: Chalmers, the transmitter is down again.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.
Chalmers: What were you doing?
McCoy: Trying to make a call.
Chalmers: Then what did you do?
McCoy: Emergency repair procedure #1
Chalmers: You kicked it?
McCoy: Yep.
Chalmers: Well, at least you tried something.
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Acceptable excuse for a late night phone call.
Acceptable excuse for a late night phone call.
Getting injured
Getting lost/scared at a theme park (Knott's Scary Farm)
The End of the World!!
Teacher: Why did you not come to class yesterday?
Tommy: I had an emergency!
Sally: Having a hangover and forgetting is not an "emergency" :P
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The End of the World!!
Teacher: Why did you not come to class yesterday?
Tommy: I had an emergency!
Sally: Having a hangover and forgetting is not an "emergency" :P
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A serious or dangerous situation requiring immediate action which could have been anticipated weeks or months ago.
Your quick response in a soph emergency could be a waste of your time.
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Your quick response in a soph emergency could be a waste of your time.
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It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.
It wasn't long before a Mountie pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper! "What's going on here?"
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, "Hello-o-o-o, those are my emergency flashers."
- Do you realize that the speed limit on this highway is 75 miles an hour? You were doing close to 85!
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...
- But you were going at the same speed, officer! Otherwise you couldn't have caught up with me!
- Yes, but I had to find out what the rush was as I didn't see any emergency flashers ...
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- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack
It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.
In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.
Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.
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