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Maria Elena

This is an ancient name. Derived from a culture of very short women who were incredibly skinny. They typically drank large amounts of wine and smoked incredible amounts of tobacco. They were known mostly for the size of their feet. Described as "canoe feet," they were seen in ancient cave carvings as having feet large enough to walk on water. The culture could be found around the area now known as Mar del Plata, Argentina. Due to the whiteness of their skin, they are also described as "Ghost women." Obsessed with stones, they were usually found sitting on flat labradorites which cause the flatness of their butts. Despite these shortcomings, they were also known as being very sweet to their friends, no matter what their friends did.
Wow, that movie was intense, I almost cried like a Maria Elena.
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She is so pretty her name must be Elena Bevans!
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They are a little bitch who never posts like ever maybe once every couple months she’s pretty chill though
..elenasdiary hasnt posted in months!
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Elena

A blue eyed girl with long brown hair, a large nose, and glasses. She is very insecure, but is actually quite talented. She is smart, logical and rational. She always hides her feelings and never wants to share the weight with others. She is always willing to help others. She is artistic but not very creative. She is overall a very calm and seemingly collected person, but also crazy around her friends.
Elena is annoying, isn't she?
Yep.
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Elena

wow, this girl...
i guess you could say a synonym is POOP, but better would be "that time an entire undigested salad came out your butt." 'Nuff said. She pretty though. THE BEST kisser. Sparkling poop star. Purple. Glitter glitter north star! Aries. Likes banana walnut chunky munkey pancakes. ALOT. Where's peter pan collars and ahs bangs (probably). Grows the bangs out and rocks it better than she rocked the bangs. Very fashionable. Looks exacgtly like that salad, it's so weird. Rejects Inside Jokes. LUV HERRR. Share this 100 times for good luck ;)
wow, that girl looks like a salad...
yeah, that's Elena
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i hate eleesa shes a bitch
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Elena

yes, is not as interesting as Joe Satriani, but i resent "Annoying"... i mean... how do you even know Elena? i have only met One elena in my lifetime who was annoying. And to be honest, this person who she "wont let go of", if they really didnt want to be with her, why don't they just say?
Elena...cool...but not as cool as J.S.
by DiamondsandRust October 13, 2004
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