Eggery

Eggery is the act of passing wind silently but deadly. This willful debauchary generally occurs on public transport or in public places.

This is generally done anomalously with a silent extrusion.

sniff sniff

"Who has commited Eggery?"

by broken banjo March 27, 2007

egging the white house

the act of placing ones penis and scrotum into a single condom

Jimmy's mom walked into his room and saw him egging the white house while his girlfriend lubed up her anus.

by Mr. Red Beardski March 3, 2014

egglet

Egglet is a great person who is superior to every with a name starting with Z or a nickname starting with B
he is amazing at super smash bros and all types of sport many look up to him and want to be like him

wow he's really good at smash he must be Egglet

by billonko June 27, 2019

Eggin'

verb To sit in a way in which you resemble a egg.

Bro you see that dude eggin'?

by ___bones March 23, 2020

eggit

A clown who is a unaware of his or her clownary.

She was acting like an eggit.

by Slastung January 9, 2021

Eggsexual

The Eggsexual System is a sexuality system for sexualities that can be described as "Unknown but waiting to crack open".

Person 1: Hey! What do you mean when you say that you're "eggsexual"?
Person 2: Oh! That just means I'm not sure of my sexuality, but I think I'll figure it out soon!
Person 1: Oh, that's cool! Thanks for letting me know!

by The Onyx System June 9, 2021

Drive by egging

The act of driving by a house with jumbo eggs, stopping and quickly throwing the eggs from the window at the house and speeding away. Oftenly done when the 50 is around and not enough time to get out of the car to properly egg the house or in pussy mode.

brina:"you up to stealing your moms mini van again and egg dougies house tonight?"
aj:"nah the 50 is everywhere tonight"
chubby bunny:"one word: drive by egging"

by ilovenewport54 April 10, 2011