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evanevery

Evanevery is fit, and that’s it
Jess likes EvanEvery
by Emilyxxxxxxxxxxxxxx May 31, 2021
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Evan Peters

THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD. deserves all the awards
Cody Fern: i don’t eat any buddah
Fans: Evan Peters puts lord of butter in his coffee
by mrs.max1m0ff June 26, 2021
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Evan

Ah yes Evan with a flesh body so human
by Not.ALieEn November 23, 2021
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Evan deese

Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.
Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?

Person 2: yeah even created it

Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl

Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence
by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021
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evan weiner

People named Evan probably have a big weiner
Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs
by Glezed AG April 12, 2022
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Evan afton

The suspect to be the crying child from FNaF 4
P1:Yo! Evan afton isnt real! His name is chris
P2:No! Its Mike!
P1:then who is Foxy bro?
P2:terrence!
P1:who is terrence?
P3: god help me his name is evan its confirmed why are people still debating it ...
by HelpmeHelpmeHelpmeHelpmeHelpme February 19, 2023
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Atralia Evangeline Baudelaire

She's the best person in the world. She's shy and timid, but will do anything to please her love! She loves Ben Posego :)
Atralia Evangeline Baudelaire loves Ben Posego
by bentralia December 9, 2018
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