eShAy

also known as and eshlad, a 12-year-old male Aussie who thinks he is the top shit. they run around with bumbags, smoking and dealing. they tend to yell at you. to survive an attack like this, start running at the like a ninja turtle.

friend: omg it is an eShAy
eshay: come and suck my cock you dipshittttt

by hotcheetogirllll September 2, 2020

College essays

(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.

Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.

by ssppuunn January 25, 2014

Essage

When you tryna say message but you aint got no lips.

Say fa(m) essage me later and well hit uh(up) Arena of Ashra.

by ShotsyHP October 9, 2017

Esayas

Handsome and tall. Many people wonder how he gets bitches but he got the sauce. He’s low key but loves to party

How does Esayas get bitches

by Anonymous459669 June 2, 2020

Essam

An Arabic name and it is truly beautiful he is a very caring dad and loves to travel!He Will always play with you, when you are down here will always help you back up and he never leaves your side!

Person 1 :wöw i Love Essam
Person 2: Me too!

by @snaptiktoklife March 24, 2019

eshay

1. used as an expresion; fuck yeah, yeah, etc
2. sesh - the smoking of choof

1.
man1: oi we are gona jump this cunt over there.
man2:eshay !

2.
man1: lets go for a esh lad.

by bren May 12, 2003

eshay

penrith lad wankers who think they're all tough in their nautica, canturburys and tn's.

check her out, ESHAY!

by beck. March 6, 2009