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Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"
by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025
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Without Elon

Hym "But you can't say the same thing about ME. Because I wrote a large portion of the messaging. And Trump didn't win by a substantial enough margin to say that he wouldn't have lost had I aligned myself against him. Which I could have. So, without Elon? Probably. Without me? Absolutely not. I've even (on some level) appointed members of his coalition. Elon is what he is because he had money to spend on things. I am what I am (the creator of AI) because I am better than Elon. And everyone! Better than everyone! The savior and/or destroyer of humanity!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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Elon Musk Sobs Day

The day that Elon Musk cried, again, after trying to livestream Path of Exile 2 and getting assblasted in the games chat, with messages like "YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE", "YOU RUINED THE COUNTRY JUST LIKE YOU RUINED ALL YOUR MARRIAGES" and, most funnily, "Elon. It's me, Ashley St. Claire. I have no other means of contacting so I bought PoE2 early access for this. Please pay your child support. Thank you."
Elon then ended the stream after losing his hardcore permadeath character while trying to hide these messages.
P1 - I feel kinda down today...
P2 - Hey don't worry, it's Elon Musk Sobs Day. Just remember that time he tried livestreaming PoE2.
P2 - Really?? Shit, that time was actually pretty funny... Ok, ok, yeah I feel better now. I could have it way worse.
P2 - :)
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow April 8, 2025
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Elon Musked

Trolled or made the subject of a joke or insult which incorporates a setup related to Elon Musk or his interests or business ventures. Used like rekt - but when the joke's substance relates to Elon Musk.

Usually preceded with fucking, i.e. "Fucking Elon Musked".
"I'll take you on a ride to outer space, lil mama."
"So now your dick's a rocket?"
"Yeah, a Falcon 9 Heavy"
"Fucking Elon Musked"
by Kundafuckinlini August 2, 2021
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elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old
Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024
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Elon Musk Handkerchief

The act of using a handkerchief to pleasure a male g spot, and then wiping the handkerchief on the balls.
by Pissguy9 June 26, 2025
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ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON

THIS IS A DROP OUT OF THIRD GEAR THIRD LETTER in two names for the sake of proving FUTURE TELEPAYHY PREDICTION and coinciding of FUTURE BERNUE TAUPIN prediction.

Dropping at RANDOM PEPPER from SUNNYVALE shows ALAN I WALDMAN is long time property of SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI who is ANAL ALAN

under horrible BURNIBG but later it shows otherwise.

A lifted TRADEMARK BRAND REAL 2, REEL SO FALL AIWA
On the radio right now in the TESLA is DAN DARE singing about URBAN DICTIONARY.PILOT OF THE FUTURE as ELON ELtON REeVE HErCULES MUsK JOhN as shown gives REVING up the engine ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON AS pretty interesting as listen to SALLY SAYIN SOMETHING on KAMA SUTRA YELLOW LABEL RED TRACING BILLY HARNER

Yes, this is exactly Android Andy RUBIN. who is real ANAL ALAN whole time through and reason goes because ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON is the KUMON KOREAN founder of that SHIT or near SHIT because ANDROID ANDY RUBIN is ANAL ALAN because it yields DROIDAL ANRUBINLA = IN RUB ALAN PEDOPHILE JEWISH HOM LOO SEXUAL where ANDY RUBIN forms the SEX RING to be ANAL ALAN qualified

AIWA ,FOIL tops ELON ELON REVE HECULES MUK JON as FIRST OUTER INNER LAST the name is tead ALL AROUND INSIDE WATSON = ANAL ALAN INTERNET WANTON PORNO AT coming from that GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY as PRESIDENT DONALD JOHNATHAN TRUMP best ever you became say that 45 RPM REAL PRESIDENT MOMENTUM ...JAMES JOSEPH MURREN MGM THINK TANK INSTILLED as SUNDER has been at that MARTA TRANSIT UNIVERSITY LAS VEGAS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 18, 2022
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