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Soggy Doritos

a game in where a bunch of guys sit around a pile of doritos and they race to jerk off.

The last one to bust a nut on the doritos has to eat the pile, usually then being covered and therefore they are soggy.
Dont forget to play Soggy Doritos at your sausage fest tonight!
by Jerome Brown August 14, 2009
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Dorito

Funny shaped, orange and gets passed around at parties. A girl of limited height, looks and morals. A little like a slutty oompa loopa.Will latch onto any guy that gives her attention, even if she is already with someone. Or they are married. After engaging in sexual congress with her guys will often deny any contact due to embarrassment.
"I see that Dorito is dripping all over ****** tonight" "Yeah, he'll be denying that on Monday!"
by emerson parker October 26, 2016
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Dorito hangover

When one endulges one large 20% extra free bag of doritos du to a severe case of the munchies after a Sunday evening marijuana blunt resulting in a severe stomach ach upon waking the next morning. And in some cases sudden death.
Oh shit, i had the craziest Dorito hangover this morning then i died.
by SHAKEzullaaa October 9, 2009
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duhitzmark

The sexiest man alive, with a large penis, long fingers, and a moist tounge. He will be willing to screw you every night. He grinds are basically heaven. He'll f*ck so hard you won't be able to walk for at least a week or two.
I love duhitzmark
by 666666 the devol April 20, 2017
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Dorito

A girl with a fake tan/lots of makeup that if touched would leave you hand orange like after eating Doritos.
"Check out that Dorito over there. Either she fell asleep in the tanning bed or her dad is an Umpa-Lumpa."
by bearcats915 October 18, 2011
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doritoitis

When the subject continously jabs there fingers into the bottom of the dorito bag. Hence the subjects fingers become broken and misshapen.
That fat ass got a bad case of doritoitis.
by Tommyy August 22, 2007
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Dorito Skin

When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.

Usually older people have this.
That ladies arm looks like a dorito,
Yeah its Dorito Skin.
by CLAUDEandRANDY409 May 25, 2010
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