Dumped Psycho Syndrome

This syndrome was discovered by real scientists A.L. and J.S. after learning that the common man who gets rejected by a fairly attractive girl then ends up dating a psychical or mental monstrosity despite his friends interventions. This syndrome is named after the original subject, D.P.

"So he got dumped by Amanda Tapping, and now he's dating the Blob? He has a case of the Dumped Psycho Syndrome!"
-Any normal guy.

by Jay Suntarus April 24, 2008

Dumbledore Dick

A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.

Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.

by TheElderOne October 17, 2011

dumber

1. "More dumb than"
2. Having a lower intelligence than a certain person/thing.

"Hey, 2+2=5!"

"You're dumber than a rock.."

by firegod678 February 22, 2005

dumberer

dumberer dumerer (adj)- very far below anything even remotly resembling intelligence at all

ur dumberer than that kid in the special olympics

by queers annonomous June 21, 2003

dumber than a box of brick shit

completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.

That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.

by pinhead77 December 15, 2008

Albus Dumbledore

A Gay Wizard.

Harry ' Ron have you seen my wizards sleeve?'
Ron 'I hear, Albus Dumbledore has got a pretty big wizards sleeve.'
Harry ' How do you know?'
Ron ' I'm in it now!'

by clammy hands July 22, 2009

Dumbledore

To be gay. IE The act of being gay.

Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so dumbledore.

Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!

Andre: Why?

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007