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droppin mayo

or droppin mayonnaise

AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.
Guy 1: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!
by Crunchyness December 22, 2007
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you dropped your gay card

A joke played on an unsuspecting person, resulting in apparent 'proof' of their homosexuality.
Person 1: You dropped your gay card.

Person 2 turns round to look before fully realising what Person 1 has said.

Person 1: Hahaha! You must have a gay card! You're gay!!!!
by winz May 14, 2005
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droppin the kids off at the pool

to defecate, take a shit, drop ass, pinch a loaf, throw the Bud Mud, make gravy, give birth
by Tha Rza March 2, 2003
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dropped ass

The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.
OOOOHHHWWW! Somebody just dropped ass right here. Gnarley I can taste it. Gross!
by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007
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droppin platinum

1. Sitting on a toilet and unloading fecal matter into the bowl.
2. Using the restroom (#2).

The term "platinum" derives from an urban clothing line "FUBU". The name itself sounds like something that comes out of your ass (feces). FUBU then upgraded their clothing line to "Platinum FUBU". Hence, an upgraded shit. So, when you drop platinum you are unloading something really nasty. The term became, "dropping platinum fubu". It was too long to say, so it got shortened to "dropping platinum".
"Hold up, I gotta drop platinum."

"Wassup, what you up to?"
"Chillin, droppin platinum"
by Kobe Nol March 10, 2008
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Dropped a Moorby

To drop a Moorby - is to mess something up, not do something, to absolutely nause it up or forget to do something
I should have picked the kids up from school but forgot - I dropped a moorby!
I had a deadline for a work project but forgot to do it - I dropped a moorby
by wing cdr smythe February 22, 2014
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Anal Droppings

John: Woah! Look at these anal droppings right next to McDonalds!
Jane: Wow, look there is a fork and 33 cents covered in poo poo.
John: Let's take it.
by Daizle Baizzle July 16, 2009
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