Dreaming of a White Christmas

Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.

Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard

by Jerry mctits May 26, 2016

Deadline grind

The act of doing all of the over due work you have been procrastinating all term in one night, usually fuelled by caffeine or adderall.

"hey you still got that addy? I'm going home and getting on the deadline grind"

by Pwcrulesfuckgonzaga January 15, 2017

Deadline Sex

Once the Alarm is set, and gets closer to countdown, the sex get amplified.

The sound of alarm sets off a Pavlov response which causes increased speed and intensity.

Just before she had to catch the train we had great deadline sex...

by Ikke Will February 5, 2017

Deading

Dieing

He's deading somebody help him

by Roy Dickson July 19, 2017

Deatling

The deatlings are a Holy race who follow the traditions/religion of the one Primordial Deat; they hail from the land of deatland and practice their religion by sacrificing Corrupt kings.

Deatling: HATH THEE SEEN THOU SPEECH OF WHY COMMUNISM IS GOODETH?

Son: Dad please stop drinking you're tearing the family apart!

by The Fallen Priest October 30, 2018

Deading

When you are extremely dead to the point of having an asthma attack while laughing (even if you don't have asthma)

Me:Do you remember when I came up with deading on accident

Madison:Jesus
Me:Deading

Definition- When you are extremely dead to the point of having an asthma attack while laughing (even if you don't have asthma)

Similar Expressions- 🤣,😭, Deading of laughter
Madison:I'm deading of laughter currently

by ThatOneGirlWithPotatoes November 16, 2018

dreaming infinite mystery

See Andia

My name used to be dreaming infinite mystery, but I changed it to Andia

by takotrukz April 27, 2019