A single piece of fecal matter, excreted from the bowels, that has sufficient size and tensile strength to poke out of the toilet water on two sides. In other words, it beaches on two sides of the toilet. Usually worth a picture or bringing a friend to see before tarnishing with toilet paper, etc.
by beacherman July 30, 2009
So you're a Double SidedTape
by LukePaul Sammut January 18, 2018
Last night Shannon had a double paddy as she was sandwiched between Seamus and Padraig as they dp’d her in the toilet of O'Donoghues.
by Hulk19 June 18, 2020
The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.
Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?
Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
by Malice2.12 December 02, 2010
Double Nigger originated on 4chan around 2002-2003. It came about from a thread asking other anons on /b/ "what is more offensive than calling someone a 'nigger'?" To which an anon responded "DOUBLE NIGGER" in all caps. The response was so stupid and juvenile that immediately became a popular meme and was adopted by many on the forum as a means to "one-up" another's insult or to simulate going nuclear to shut down a thread that was de-evolving into a pissing match.
Anon1: Only a retard would play warrior.
Anon 2: Newfags playmages cuz the are no-skill 1-button class.
Anon1: Yeah, well.... DOUBLE NIGGER!
Anon 2: Newfags playmages cuz the are no-skill 1-button class.
Anon1: Yeah, well.... DOUBLE NIGGER!
by GokuSevenish October 24, 2022
Applies to 90% of those in attendance at Boston Bruins, Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, and Boston Celtics home games - as well as all native landscapers, plumbers, college dropouts, and Dunkin Donuts customers - who are wearing apparel of any two of the four major Boston sports teams at the same time.
Look at this guy double dorkin it ovah heya in his Dick Seymour jersey with the Sox hat on backwidz.
Check out the guy on the Jumbotron - double dorkin it in his Gahnett jersey and Sox hat wasn't good enough forim; he had to throw on the Pats startah jacket to boot beforrr he stepped out the door. He's triple dorkin' it!
Why's it takin so long to get some freakin munchkins this mawnin'?
'Cuz this douchebag double dorkin it over here in the Ranfid jersey and Pats beanie is orderin' coffee for the whole of Middlesex frigin county.
Check out the guy on the Jumbotron - double dorkin it in his Gahnett jersey and Sox hat wasn't good enough forim; he had to throw on the Pats startah jacket to boot beforrr he stepped out the door. He's triple dorkin' it!
Why's it takin so long to get some freakin munchkins this mawnin'?
'Cuz this douchebag double dorkin it over here in the Ranfid jersey and Pats beanie is orderin' coffee for the whole of Middlesex frigin county.
by Bokity Bok Bokity January 18, 2010
(noun) It is the state of the skin of the urethra being stuck together momentarily producing two piss streams instead of one.
by Winstud October 28, 2007