dork

Slang: an awesome person that is unbelievably awesome and be only be described as "Awesome".

Wow you're such a dork, but in a totally good way. In such a way, that completely complements your looks and attitude. You should be happy that I called you that.

by Mr. Prof. Dr. September 7, 2011

Dork

noun - you; your friends.

Go find a mirror, dork. Better yet, turn off your computer and go get a life.

by atwavirus September 15, 2005

dork

a whales dick

a whales dork is 7 feet long (as tall as a lampost)

by poppa1345678976543 June 17, 2009

Dork

Dork: a whales penis

Shannon sucked alot of dork today

by hungry hungry hippo20030 April 14, 2010

Dork

The act of being a dork

Bob: Your a dork!
Billie: Orly? :O

by gold ftw May 14, 2009

Dork

D umb
O verly
R etarded
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You are the biggest dork ever.

by olil0bito August 13, 2006

dork

Somebody who participates in anal sex and vaginal AND ear penetration all at the same time using one penis.

"Wtf man...is he dorking that chick?"
"Yeah dude. So what?"
"But how does he do that?"
"lemme show you"
*whips out cock*
"Dude, you just thrusted your cock into my ass man, I want an explanation out of this at least..."
"hehehe"

by Christostorous IV December 14, 2008