doo doo on the floor

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.

Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor (said like this for more diversity)
Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow.
Everyone: what

by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021

Doo Doo Bites

The little crumbs that hang to your ass hair after you take a poop

Dude I was taking a poop after I wiped I had doo doo bites on my ass

by KiDLaNTeRN June 16, 2020

Doo doo Spoon

When you are fucking your girl in the spoon position and she blasts out such an epic, world-ending giga-parp that shit gets all over your balls and flows onto bed.

"Dude I was layin with my girl last night and she straight gave me the doo doo spoon; that shit was rank yo, shit all on my junk, my bed, and the sheets? Man, they ain't NEVER gonna be right again."

by Libdem June 1, 2016

doo doo flakes

Left over shit on your ass from when you took a shit and rip the flakes off your shit and put in a bowl with milk to serve and eat.

Put those doo doo flakes in a bowl, pour some milk in and bone apple teeth!

by Lil Terry October 22, 2019

doo doo crapo

Something really lame

That video game is doo doo crapo

by Ps1 god January 23, 2023

Doo doo flakes

Something that made me laugh to hard
Because this one rat head buttram shook her leg and out came the magical dust from within her dollar store shorts and of course she scratched her butt after and smelt it like the audacity

doo doo flakes that the only definition it really needs

by Polar_artzalot on youtube go s May 23, 2020

Doo-Doo Head

Dez. It is Dez, but nobody has to know, if she doesn't make it a big thing.

Dez, stop bringing it up, we all know, but nobody has to really know that you're a big doo-doo head.

by augiethecreator December 18, 2017