dong hammer

A word for a rather larg dick.

She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.

Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.

I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer

by air-ric March 12, 2014

wonky-dong

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."

by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014

dong huffer

someone that sucks cock

craig is a dong huffer

by IM YOUR BITCH DM July 8, 2014

dong hit

Getting your cocked sucked

Todd: RyMan this girl gave me a shity ass dong hit
RyMan: What did you expect she had horse teeth

by Keepurheadup January 13, 2009

downward dong

An advanced yoga move that requires first to drop dong and then to move into a downward dog position for maximum relaxation.

I make sure to get into downward dong when I'm soaking in my favorite hot springs.

by the_jamin_rock April 23, 2017

dong powder

Used on your dong to prevent chafing and sweating. May cause rapid hair growth. Best applied with a roommates tongue.

Hey Nick my dong is so sweaty.
Pour some of that dong powder in my mouth and i will fix you up.
Thanks buddy!

by Donger Bonger October 17, 2011

dong knock

To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong.

Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?!
YES IT WAS AWESOME!!!

by Breydon November 14, 2006