domestic hooker

Goddess of the kitchen, hot sexy wife, sexy mother of your child

I walked into the kitchen to see what that wonderful smell was on the stove and there was my domestic hooker standing there making dinner.

by Spadagrl December 2, 2015

Domestic Whip

The opposite of a foreign whip; a car that was manufactured and driven in the country it was made in.

Guy 1: Have you seen Tyrone pushing his domestic whip?! His hellcat can go 200 mph!
Guy 2: Damn!

by sweatyanddisgusting September 7, 2023

Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Domestic side eye

when layla says something dumb

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Domestic Violence

Simba and wardens civil partnership

I want to call 1800neglect to support my domestic violence

by TillybOTGA August 16, 2022

Domestic call

The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.

- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

domestic

When a situation is so unfortunate that you cannot describe it as anything else other than ‘domestic’.

“Ugh next week it says it’s gonna rain and snow”
“Ok now it’s just getting domestic”

by Ckm36 July 20, 2022