Funko Frotteur Discount

The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.
"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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Blackout Discount

Waking up after blacking out with various Sheetz's food in your pocket that you did not buy.
I guess we went to Sheetz's I brought my Blackout Discount.
by THawley March 30, 2011
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customer influx discount

A temporary discount given to customers when purchases are low to encourage more purchases.
We haven't had many customers this morning, apply the customer influx discount to lower prices.
by customerdiscount March 10, 2024
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Discount Employee

Used especially in the ICT Service Sector, a discount employee is someone who does a far worse job than a non-discount employee but Employers are fine with this because the employee's salary is lower to match the expectation. Usually Chinese or Indian descent, to say so would generally invoke a Racist Card being played on you for calling it out. But does not make it any less True. Economically it is a Fallacy, It usually takes three to four discount employees to do the job of one non-discount employee, therefore it is actually not in your financial interest to hire discount employees. The mistakes, the lost productivity, the unhappiness of the staff relative to wages, and the turnover of discount employees are greater as they move up to higher-paying jobs once they gain enough experience. This also does not take into account the "clown world" & "clown factory" aspect of the circus that ensues when you leave a bunch of poorly managed discount employees to their own devices. Managing a discount employee is much more resource-consuming due to a myriad of factors from less initiative, less comprehension of complex tasks, sometimes language barriers, and non-assimilating work culture. They generally hang out in clicky groups and do not form bonds with other employees and talk about their bosses with contempt and lack of respect in their language even in front of their managers, knowing their managers don't understand what they are talking about.
My entire department is discount employees and I can't get anything achieved. We are actually not saving money hiring all of these people. I have no idea what the hell they are doing, and the more I look into what they are doing I am certain they don't even know what they are doing!
by Azza Kraka-phat April 05, 2023
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family discount

when a large group of people,mainly mexicans or of latino decent, go to taco bell they get a large sum of there check discounted, hence the family discount
hey joe i heard you got the family discount at taco bell the other night when you and your family went as a group!
by dix delicious November 04, 2009
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tornado discount

Tornado discount:
Finding something still usable free after a natural disaster.
Bobby found a four wheeler that the twister dropped undamaged in his front yard . It runs, so it's practically a tornado discount.
by Mauser'sDaDa November 17, 2020
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discount chocolate

When the prices for chocolate are cheaper because of Valentine's Day
I'm about to get some discount chocolate.
by jkfan877 February 11, 2020
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