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midnight discount

Something stolen.
Also "midnight discount store."

Bozo: "Hey Cookie, where'd you get that cool watch?"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"

by Amans Vinum June 20, 2017

Discount Boyfriend

Is everything a boyfriend would be, and does everything they would do. But doesn’t have the title. Much like the friend zone but has a chance of getting out.

“Are you dating *insert name*?”
“What? No! They’re just my discount boyfriend.”

by Zerox September 11, 2021

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Tim is discount jacksracing and is not a Chad.

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Saint Mark’s discount

When people who go to church together get to know each other in the biblical sense.

“Oh yeah, they’re hanging out now...he gave him the Saint Mark’s discount behind Tavern last weekend.”

by anonymous January 4, 2021

Funko Frotteur Discount

The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.

"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016