Detroit Discount

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.

Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.

by PriestOfChinChin October 14, 2017

midnight discount

Something stolen.
Also "midnight discount store."

Bozo: "Hey Cookie, where'd you get that cool watch?"
Cookie: "Let's just say I got the {midnight discount}!"

by Amans Vinum June 20, 2017

One Finger Discount

Like the "five finger Discount", meaning to steal or shoplift except you give the shopkeep the middle finger as you walk out the door with the stolen item. A very blatant and uncaring way to steal.

As Brad loaded his pockets with chips and beer from the horrible little bodega, the shop owner started yelling and threatened to call the cops. Brad quickly gave the man the One Finger Discount and jumped in the waiting van and the punks sped away.

by PittpunkFo February 23, 2018

kanoe discount

When you are a honeygirl who gets love and affection from everyone. Gets the hook up everywhere she goes with just a smile.

Person 1:I thought the rental car cost $250

Person 2: Kanoe discount got it down to $100.....yayyyy

by Djsnow February 17, 2017

Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them

He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016

discount chocolate

When the prices for chocolate are cheaper because of Valentine's Day

I'm about to get some discount chocolate.

by jkfan877 February 11, 2020

Kentucky Discount

If it breaks in half you can keep both pieces

When someone complains about an item you sold them that isn't working right, just tell them you gave them the Kentucky discount, if it breaks in two you can keep both pieces.

by Tristand23 February 13, 2020