Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009

californian diet

The Californian diet: Consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto Instagram with inspirational posts.

Lyndsey: "Charlotte! How did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"

by ImmaFyouUp February 16, 2017

diet bepis

A healthier alternative to the regular branded Bepis. Although the taste may be similar, diet Bepis has no sugar and contains no calories.

Yo dawg, have you tried Diet Bepis?

Cracking open a diet Bepis with the boys

by HornyPuppor August 27, 2017

Fatkins Diet

A weight loss plan for the female morbidly obese in which the participant becomes pregnant and loses the pounds since she is now eating an exorbitant amount for two instead of one. Then at the end of 9 months, the participant tops it off by "birthing away" any remaining undesirable weight.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She was on that show I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant because she was so fat she didn't notice there was a baby in her. Ironically, she ended up losing a lot of weight.
Ah yes, the ol' Fatkins Diet

by Fatropolis May 10, 2011

diet whoopass

A small, but spiteful taste of a can of whoopass.

"If you don't get yo' ass to school, I'm gonna give a sip of diet whoopass!"

by shindogg November 20, 2003

Diet Coke

something fat people drink because they believe it is good for them and they feel like they are making a good choice in their day.

Claudia always begins her day with a rack of ribs and a diet coke.

by MiChael face July 18, 2011

fatkins diet

atkins with carbs, in other words, the diet most all of us are on all the time.

She's way too skinny - she should try the Fatkins Diet.

by Ron Rabie May 14, 2008