Chodey Spray Diarrhea

When you shit out your chode on the bus.

Did you hear that Cody committed the chodey spray diarrhea?

by ObamaGladiator September 30, 2020

i have diarrhea

a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea

Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."

by Loq_ May 22, 2023

Diarrhetic coma

When you shit so much you pass out. Usually after a night of drinking

Billy was in the bathroom for quite a long time. Timmy and Sue heard him snoring on the toilet. After Timmy and Sue said: "Wake the hell up!" Billy awoke from his "Diarrhetic coma"

by olsen evil twin October 28, 2009

Diarretard

A person or individual who's intelligence ranks them beneath one who is retarded.

Person 1: "Man, Jenny is so hot, but she is so incredibly stupid. I wonder how she remembers to breathe. She is a diarretard"

Person 2: "Yes she is. Please pass me the meth."

Adj: Diarretarded

by Chin Killa January 13, 2011

Diarrhoea

Diarrhoea, THE HORROR! It can be described in three words
Flaming
Liquid
Shit

Diarrhoea, here it comes again!
My, my,
Just how fast it comes out!

by Iliketrains12542468973743 May 5, 2019

Diarrhoea Sling

A nickname for a Finnish light machine gun (Kk 62) mocked for its terrible capabilities and reliability. Often nicknamed by soldiers as the "Diarrhoea Sling."

"Vittu! Ne myönsi mulle Ripulilingon!"
("Fuck! They issued me the Diarrhoea Sling!")

by NaggerNick January 8, 2020

Exploding Diarrhea

The act of evacuating ones self in an explosive manner.

Jim had the beefaroni at Ryan's Steakhouse and had a case of Exploding Diarrhea.

by Jim Bello July 16, 2008