Desert Dick

When your dick has reached maximum dryness. The pinnacle of Blue Balls

I really need to get my dick wet tonight, ive been having desert dick for months now.

by Papa Gucci aka Lil Niggle November 4, 2018

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Desert Fart

A silent hot and dry fart.

All this garlic is giving me desert farts!

by Hot and Dry December 3, 2013

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Desert Squint

The shape your eyes naturally come to after living in the desert for most of your life. Caused by the immense amounts of heat and sunlight.

Guy 1: "What's with Jack? He's got the Desert Squint."
Guy 2: "Dude, he just moved from Arizona."

by It's freaking hot here June 22, 2009

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Desert Ass

When you take a monster shit, wipe. And you get up and it feels like the toilet paper was sandpaper... But in reality you just experienced Desert Ass...

My ass is on fire. I must have desert ass.

by Patty McBiju September 8, 2009

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desert rat

noun. A person, usually male, who enters and stays in the desert (for an extended period of time) with the intent of shooting rockets, live fire, and paintballs.

David shot his foot while on a desert rat trip; he should stay in the city from now on.

by Christofski January 5, 2007

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Dirf Desert

When your thighs rub together making your chode red, dry, and raw.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for an especially long time.

He was walking around for so long that his chode was a complete dirf desert.

by Merick September 5, 2007

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