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Trevor Decision

Knowingly diving head first into any form of scenario you are entirely aware will grant you brief satisfaction followed by an extended period of hatred, self-loathing, and an unsurpassed period of sadness, followed by a period of time that leads to the consideration of even more decisions of the like. Commonly found going in vicious cycles out of the idea that just because one human is bad, someone incredibly similar to them must be different because they're not the same person. Root words; "Trevor"- Celtic origin- meaning big dick. "Decision"- unknown origin"- a choice with a known outcome, even if the known is an unknown variable.
"Yo man, see that girl over there in the choker and the red to black ombre lipstick? She's gonna be my next Trevor Decision"
by Guarddog33 May 17, 2018
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Daris

Daris is a fun, freaky, loving, caring ,friend. He is very athletic and loves sports. He is a risk taker and is good at everything he does.He can give good advice, He can also have special talents. He can also be very funny at times. He tries to help people in the things he is great at and he usually wins lots of things,(Awards,trophies,certificates). Everybody knows Daris. and everybody likes him. He is not the smartest but pretty smart. He is the best person in the world and is good looking. An absolute GOD in bed. He is very passionate if he cares about you he wants to be with you forever. If he doesn't care for you he won't waste his time to talk to your nor pursue you.
Daris is a special name
by Daris Jones December 29, 2018
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Decisioneering

Decisioneering is the over-engineering of a simple decision because you can. In fact by using Decisioneering often the event that drove the decision point is over, closed out and has expired by the time the Decisioneered solution has been finalized.
A committee of analysts commenced a Decisioneering process on how to best go about killing a fly. They considered using a flyswatter, as well as researching, proposing, socializing, re-researching, re-proposing, many other ideas. In the end they decisioneered an elaborate, well researched, and effective Rube Goldberg device. Only then did they notice that the fly had left the room.
by PIhToAeCnAix August 26, 2007
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bad decision making assclown

A lesser known cousin of the jewpanasian, the BDMAC tends to shamelessly ask her friends for advice and then promptly turn around an do whatever she pleases. The decisions made by the BDMAC usually end with her in jail after her horrible idea ends in death and destruction. She tends to believe that she is a ninja however we all know that ninjas are not cambodian.
If a bad decision making assclown jumped off a cliff would you?
by FCW December 16, 2008
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Indifferent Decision

A heavy metal/punk band with experimental ties. Formed around the nucleus of David Chitty on lead guitar, Jason Mumford on rythm and vocals, Ashley Hoop on Drums and Matty Banks on Bass, this hard rocking band found great succes with early covers of songs such as I Will Survive, Sunshine Of Your Love and Were Going To Bonnie Doon. Their first album, Cakes and Winnips hit number one and their next album, The Plight Of Gregory Pecks Flames In Acting Delight In Our Grevious Mourning, went triple big selling muthafucka of an album. After that they died. ALL OF THEM
True, Konkey Dong rocked but i think that Indifferent Decision where much better.
Indifferent Decision Suck
by Chitz September 7, 2004
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Daris

A Daris, is a person who keeps very high horizons in all aspects of life; clothing, cars, dwellings and also gats. A Daris is a person who hasn't any time to deal with the scum and dirt of society crawling on the city's sidewalks, hustling for a mere amount of crack and roaches. A Daris is filling accounts and stacking cash in his time.
Look at that fellow in his Bentley, he's like a Daris. I wish I was a Daris. Boy, I really don't like homeless people, they should be wiped off the planet.
by Barbara McBridesonlofski April 24, 2005
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dejis car accident

Pretty much the best and funniest thing to ever happen to the YouTuber Deji.
'did you see dejis car accident!?'
'ye it was so funny'
'ikr! Hahaha'
by Atomus April 20, 2020
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