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Dillon

A dick head of sorts and cannot do shit :D
Wow I got Dillon in my second period class
by xRegency October 29, 2018
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Dillon

A name generally given to a boy/male, although spelt differently from the “Dillon’s” you probably know yourself.

Dillon(s) consist of many things. Firstly, they tend to have a lot of friends, due to their charming nature. He’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever find - guaranteed.

He’ll probably think that he’s the best around, which to a degree, is probably true. His comedy is also pretty scuffed, and usually, will laugh at the stupidest shit, which could be taken as a positive and a negative. Imagine telling a joke that a Dillon doesn’t laugh it - that’s a profound way to tell whether or not your joke is shit

If you know a Dillon, chances are they are a gamer.

He’s also probably a furry.
“HEY, look, it’s Dillon, right over there!”
Did you know he’s a furry!?”
“OH?!”
“Let’s go curbstomp him!”
“Alright”
by The One Who Spoke The Truth October 28, 2019
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Dillon

by King of bread the 5th October 24, 2020
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Golden Dilophosaurus

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.
Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
by MD452 April 20, 2014
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Trump-China Diplomacy

Trump-China Diplomacy is a form of fallacious logic/diplomacy applied by Trump to blame China for any/all of the shortcomings of the United States global and economic policies. This form of logic appeals to the idea that Americans are being overtaken by China on all fronts, and is used to blame China for the downfall of American infrastructure, technology and the economy while avoiding valid questions entirely. Used without supporting facts, evidence, generally instills hatred against the Chinese while widening the diplomatic gap between our nations and provides no effective solution or approach to fix the problem in question. Not to be confused with actual, evidence based facts of how the Chinese are abusing American Economic Policies for their own benefit.
Speaker 1: How would you seek to promote the economic growth of the United States and its markets abroad?
Trumpian Speaker: The United States used to be a great country! We had exports to almost every part of the world. But now, nobody wants to buy our products! China's market has grown exponentially greater than ours! They are destroying our economy! I looked at my toilet paper this morning while I was using the restroom, and it said in fine print along the border "Made in China". We need to do something about this Chinese threat! And if you elect me I will fix this, I guarantee it!!

Savvy American: This Trump-China Diplomacy is sure to bring disaster to our nation.
by dreamx87 February 14, 2017
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Dimlo

If someone is thick or just like "duuuuh"
#1 : U hav got liquid drippin outa ur car
#2 : (looks down at feet)
#1 : Not outa ur fett ... outa ur car u fuckin DIMLO
by Ur worst nightmare June 11, 2005
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Haley and Dillon

Haley and Dillon- they make a perfect couple they're ok with each others friends and always tell each other everything but when it comes down to it all they'd ever need is each other. They both enjoy music and will stand up for family. They also want a lasting relationship.
Haley and Dillon make the best couple.
by Rtr <3 December 16, 2012
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