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Digitally Acquainted

Social Media term for interacting with someone on a friend level that you have only known through their social media interactions. The interaction occurs only because they are friends or relations of someone you have met physically or someone you met online through a game or other outlet but with whom there is two way interaction.
i am digitally acquainted with Jim. We met as part of a team in Space Race 2000 and message quite frequently.
by themrwhale February 10, 2017
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Daddy Digital

Your go to person who knows all the latest and most interesting news. The person you always call to fix all of your computer problems. And kn Also a pun on Wu Tang's RZA's BOBBY DIGITAL album from 1998.
Leo Laporte is my Daddy Digital. Dude always knows what's up with Google and everything tech related.
by wheelzr April 10, 2010
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Digit Dew

the wet residue left on one's finger after fingering a girl.
1. Dude, I had some digit dew on my finger when we got done, so I wiped it on her leg.

2. James: What's that smell?

Austin: Still got some digit dew left on my finger from my exploits last night.
by LesPaulC December 1, 2010
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Digital penetration

“Last night was the first time I experienced digital penetration
“Please just say they fingered you”
by Be.gay.do.crime January 16, 2022
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digital cougar

An older woman who chases younger men via social networking sites.
I went out on a date last night with the digital cougar I met on Facebook.
by Reilly@speakeasy.net September 25, 2008
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Digital STD

A computer virus (or other form of malware) contracted from a porn site.

Can be abbreviated as DSTD.
1. "Careful on that side, dude. You might catch a DSTD."
"Hmm, you're right. I'd better put on my browser condom."

2. "Low awareness of Digital STDs is a serious issue that negatively impacts the lives of countless non-tech-savvy horny individuals."
by Jeffburton April 20, 2010
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Digital Vitiligo

When the media uses people of colour in ads, magazines, etc. and lightens their skin in an effort to be more "marketable" read: white and "appealing" read: white to a larger white audience.

This process lightens the skin so much that the person in question bears little resemblance to a real person of colour and is obviously fake.
"Did you see Rihanna on the cover of Vogue? It looks like she has digital vitiligo..."

"Why do Venus and Serena Williams look about 4 shades lighter than normal in the new iPhone commercial?"
by ThisIsRoc January 25, 2013
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