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Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.
"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."
by TheAirman1986 November 5, 2021
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no shit dickhead

Another way of saying No shit, Sherlock! A sarcastic phrase
Person A: The front of the car is still sticking out in the front of the street

Person B: no shit dickhead! I can't do a fucking thing about it
by what do i care 125 February 4, 2022
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Dickhead driver

1. Referring to people always want to do something,but never deliver it in action.
Instead,they like to talk about it,and they usually feel uncomfortable when someone criticize them. But they don't change it even if it failed many times.

2. Referring to people who usually like to think everything as the same way,they consider things based on their prospective and experience,and care less about what actually happening or how other things working.

3. Referring to people who usually repeat the same thing over and over again,it is difficult to change their mind,even if what they do has never succeed.
Action speak louder than words,don't be a dickhead driver.
by JLLQ January 26, 2022
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dickhead dust

He was acting like a real twat last night. Must have been the dickhead dust.
by Soul Witness February 26, 2020
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Dickhead Movements

Rohan's way of describing something that you shouldn't do, or to embarrass ones self
don't be pulling no Dickhead movements, i want that girls number
by Its_Toki November 29, 2014
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boom dickhead

A saying you make when you have nailed it perfectly.
*Person 1 completes it perfectly*
Person 1: boom dickhead
by brettman239 December 27, 2016
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URBAN DICKHEAD

a person who puts real definitions to real words on urban dictionary
Enragement ring: 0 up, 1000000 down
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to marry her.

'URBAN DICKHEAD'
by flipside104 November 17, 2009
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