Angry Cupcake

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake and is now angry because she has to wash her hair.

Jake: Hey Chris!
Chris: What's up? Why is Patricia so mad at you?
Jake: I gave her an Angry Cupcake.

by C Harvey December 1, 2007

RANCHO CUCAMONGA

Rancho Cucamonga is a very new, suburban and beautiful city, with a bad reputation only because it happens to be in the infamous 909. It is nestled at the foothills of the San Bernardino Mountains about an hour Southeast of LA. Many people that live here are white, have lots of money, and have children that spend it all. You can't get any home here for under $800,000. It's a great place to raise a family, seeing as everything worth visiting in Southern California is within about an hour or two and there are plenty of schools, parks (a new central park that should be in Beverly Hills), every single store you can think of and plenty of restaurants. The doctor for the WWF lives here, and Snoop Dogg lives about 10 minutes away.

There is a huge mall that just got built in Rancho located on the East Side (Etiwanda) that everyone calls the VG. If you have a nice car, (ie. Porsche, Ferarri etc.) you will probably drive it through this mall to show it off. Going to the mall is pretty much all the high school students have to do, other than partying, drinking, working on their cars, going to In-n-Out, Starbucks or shopping. Rancho is also full of Bro's with lifted trucks, Emo kids, plenty of really made up high school girls with Dior sunglasses and fake LV's, (especially ones that go to the three high school crammed within 5 miles of each other), Punkers, White trash that drive Hummers and Abercrombie and Hollister kids. If you don't drive a Mercedes or a BMW, know what Harvard on the Hill is, know what you do at the top of Haven, have gotten a ticket for jay-walking or have partied at the Haven Estates, you don't belong in Rancho. Sorry.

1: Where are you from?

2: Rancho Cucamonga

1: Isn't that the city from Next Friday and Bring it on?

2: Yes, and it is a real place!

by anonymous12345 December 28, 2005

cupcakey

a good feeling that you get inside; unbeleivable happiness.

when lauren and jennifer saw the kittens, they got all cupcakey inside.

by lauren11692 July 28, 2006

Dirty Cupcake

When a woman is licking a man's asshole and he farts while she is performing said act.

"I will never lick his ass again because he gave me a Dirty Cupcake!"

by Tim/Brit May 12, 2010

cupcake stan

A cupcake stan is what you call users in stan twt that are super sensitive to nsfw jokes and topics. They would be the first to comment "wtf" on a BARE-MINIMUM nsfw post, joke, or copypasta and would often mistake any nsfw joke as "sexualization." They have autocaps on, use clapped emojis, and have fat ratios. They're basically the stan twt equivalent of fifth-graders during a lecture about sex in Science class. You can't make any BARE-MINIMUM nsfw jokes around them or you'll end up in an nsfw blocklist.

random user: *idol name*'s cock is monstrous. it's big and throbbing.

cucpake stan: WTF???? How dare you!? You're disgusting...
random user: ew a cupcake stan

by mai peen eslong August 7, 2020

Cupcakin'

To kiss your significant other over and over in a flirtatious, adoring manner. Canoodling and repeated kissing because two people are smitten with each other.

He was cupcakin' her neck all night long.

by MJ2009 January 5, 2009

Cupcake

When a muffin is consumed by magic.

When a muffin and a unicorn fall in love they have cupcake

by Sarah D. March 18, 2007