Number Crunchers

People who do Soduku puzzles while taking a crap.

He's one of those number crunchers in the bathroom.

by alfie_fan January 5, 2010

crunching the ice

performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period.

Word got around school that Milfred was crunching the ice.

by Alvin G. June 19, 2006

Pussy Crunching

its a word to use when joking around about doing dirty things with the opposite sex. pussy crunching is used when such actions are intended to happen more than once with multiple people in one night. it can also be used in the place of any verb when around people who are familiar with the word and the correct usage.

I'm gunna pussy crunch everyone at this party before the night is over.

I love you like I love pussy crunching.

Hey girl you better have got your pussy crunched the way you were working it last night.

Merry Pussy Crunching Christmas

by pussycrunchingqueen January 4, 2009

crunchitize

To ask for anal sex from Captain Crunch.

"Crunchitize us Cap'n!"

by Eddie June 14, 2003

crunchies

Nickname used by tankers for infantry soldiers. Refers to the noise they make when the tank runs 'em over.

Don't steer tool close to that wall. Some crunchies are nearby.

by t26e4 April 19, 2014

crunchies

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

by Ashibaka June 27, 2003

crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008