by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018
Get the Donald Crumpetmug. When you cum while pooping at the same time and the cum is spread on the poop before it hits the water. The penis may also be used as a buttering knife.
Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
by poopbutter August 21, 2013
Get the Buttering the Crumpetsmug. To take a poo or make stinky chocolate on the ground while waiting in the line at Walt Disney world to ride a ride or see an attraction publicly infront of everyone.
That kid just made a Rolly Crumpet! I guess he was waiting in line too long and couldn’t hold it in anymore .
by 420D-Portkid November 26, 2023
Get the Rolly Crumpetmug. by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016
Get the Crumpet snatchermug. When a girl does her hair up in Princess Leia buns and she fellates you and a friend until you both jizz on the buns.
by Bigjoe22?? December 30, 2021
Get the Sticky Crumpetmug. by Yolo beast yolo loo April 24, 2014
Get the Crumpet muffinmug. by neuqxss February 23, 2022
Get the crumpetmug.