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Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.
New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.
by CathayJule April 7, 2021
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Sterling, Connecticut

is a small town located in the middle of nowhere, and is likely a boring town, for you would; jump off bridges into a pond; walk on the trials; walk to the general store (expensive for a little convince store); go to the park; sleep till noon because you know there isn't anything to do...so why not sleep in.
Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-
by ashmagash143 August 6, 2011
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Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
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Connecticut handshake

Two biological men that grab each other’s penis upon approach and give a penis shake. An act of greeting one another taking the place of a traditional handshake
Those guys know each other really well as they have a Connecticut handshake while saying hello
by Optix13 December 21, 2023
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groton, Connecticut

A place often mixed with Groton, Massachusetts. A place full of boats and schools. Everybody there hates the other social classes and every other school they haven't attended. Near the world famous FoxWoods Casino, and Mohegan Sun Casino. No notable sports teams, unless you count the boating teams. Probably one of the most expensive places to live, but its worth it because you don't have to deal with gangs or violent crimes. Though you will have to deal with people saying its better than everywhere else (because it is) and people that deserve to be on r/iamverysmart.
Person 1|. Want to go to groton, Connecticut for vacation?
Person 2| Why?
by Onionboi April 24, 2018
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Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot
My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot
by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025
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Best Indian Restaurants in Connecticut

Our purpose is simple and bold—to redefine how Indian restaurants taste, feel, and look. Our founding values consist of providing clean and heart-warming food prepared with ethical practices with a huge importance on our team members and our guests. We believe the happiness that comes from feeding souls is worth sharing. We strive to positively impact the communities we live in and constantly practice our values.
Best Indian Restaurants in Connecticut used a keyword in the marina indian restaurant
by marinCT June 13, 2022
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