first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

by Dontfuckwithme21 December 14, 2017

First comment fag

An attention seeking idiot who actually thinks it's cool to be the first person to comment on an Internet article, video, post, blog, etc.

Sometimes, multiple fags do it at the same time, only to look like idiots, as shown below in ex.1.

ex. 1
news story's comments:
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-FIRST!
-stop that shit it's getting annoying.

ex.2
some celebrity's facebook page:
-first!!!
-the guy who posted 'first' is a First Comment Fag! thumbs up if you agree!

by glugugugugugug March 6, 2011

Commentpaedo

A person who goes onto your Myspace, Facebook etc. with the intention of hacking into your comments and reading them. They then proceed to have a go at you for something or other.

The word was first coined on Myspace, by Aimee.

Girl #1: I can't believe you said I fancy Tom!
Girl #2: ...How do you know I said that?
Girl #1: Your Myspace comments.
Girl #2: You're such a commentpaedo.

by Whaleland July 27, 2009

Commercial Depression

The feeling you get when watching 2 TV shows and flipping back and forth using your remote (usually sports) and a commercial comes on the current show so you switch to the other only to find another commercial.

I was watching the Phillies and Eagles on Sunday and experienced commercial depression between innings when I flipped to the football game and there was a commercial there too.

by Wolfman22 October 1, 2010

Commercial Cahoots

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.

Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!

by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010

Commercial Hoe

Certain people that you see in a lot of different commercials.

That's Becky Margie, she's a commercial hoe! She in every thing

by James Rebound January 22, 2017

Comment War

A war that started when assholes have different opinions, usually happens on chatting apps (Discord, Whatsapp), Instagram, or Youtube video comments

Asshole 1: "Java better, bedrock gay"
Someone: "Fuck you!"
Asshole 2: "No, fuck you! he is right!"
Some dude: "Minecraft is Minecraft!"
Asshole 1: "No Java is superior!"
Some dude: "you have started a comment war!"

by Blaze, Agent Blaze . . . August 10, 2020