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Comment Risk

The risk brought on by specific comments on any particular Facebook status. Comments with high comment risk would be things like comments by your family on a status meant to make your friends laugh. Comments with extraordinarily high risk are usually deleted in order to still get the intended attention.
God dammit, my mom just commented on that inside joke I posted. I'll have to delete it, too much comment risk.
by xuberxhaxxx July 7, 2010
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Comment Envy

The feeling one experiences after noting the high number of comments a social networking friend receives in comparison to their own.
She seethed with comment envy everytime Elizabeth's inane status updates garnered more comments than her much more provocative ones.
by Elmo11 September 19, 2010
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Comment Section Stupid

The worst kind of stupid. The special kind of stupid that makes you lose all hope for mankind.
by ChaseHimself April 18, 2015
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Commentary Sperg

Someone who is involved with the happenings of the YouTube commentary community to an extreme, almost obnoxious degree. They spend a lot of time ranting ("Sperging out") about petty drama and have extensive, often unnecessary knowledge about said dramas.

Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.
Person one: I just found out that in a 2018 livestream, *Youtuber* made a negative comment about Keemstar-

Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.
by metaz January 19, 2023
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YouTube comments section

A cesspit of waste.

If the YT comments section isn't filled with stupid overused memes, it's full of unpleasant people who like to argue something outta nothing and then vigorously insult people for not sharing their opinion. It's either one or the other, so choose your poison I guess.
I love watching vsauce but my god are the Youtube comments section an utter mess to look at. Instead of being normal people and having real discussions, people just spam the comments with low-effort memes that pokes fun at the video in a meta way.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
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YouTube shorts commenters

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023
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commercial raped

-verb
a) When a commercial precedes a video and you cannot pause, fast forward, or click out of it.
b) When are forced to watch commercial endorsements, no matter how much you want it to stop.
While watching my favorite episode of South Park on Hulu, I was commercial raped by Comedy Central.
by yazzi_2k April 12, 2010
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