Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.
Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!
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Me: Fuck! I was about to ace until my internet just fucking crashed! This is bullshit, fuck Comcast!
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol
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Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.
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