Friend: Last night I felt something strange down below.
Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.
Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.
by Nintendough February 25, 2022
Get the Cockroachesmug. The act of your boyfriend/girlfriend stuffing live cockroaches into your vagina or asshole. Then proceeding to fuck your asshole or vagina while hearing a sound similar to an ASMR.
by DA Big curly July 18, 2024
Get the The Milky Cockroachmug. by Waz an imternet October 31, 2017
Get the Cockroachmug. From the land of St. Benedicts an empress arises to befriend the vice Cockroach annoy every Batery. Empress roaches are very territorial they usually have 1 mate who they cheat on usually, they also are usually out in the wild accompanied by a (fake) friend who defines Batery as a gaybo. An Empress of Cockroach usually followed by a pushover called a sidekick cockroach.
vice cockroach: don't tell anyone my secret
Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*
sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!
Empress of Cockroach: sure (5 mins later) *tells everyone in front of best (*cough* fake *cough*) friend*
sidekick cockroach: she is the best friend here!
by LPA DEFINES ALL June 21, 2021
Get the Empress of Cockroachmug. Ginna: hey mate how ya goin
Dylan: I'm doing 28 cockroach emojis (🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳) thanks.
Dylan: I'm doing 28 cockroach emojis (🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳) thanks.
by ridkaper28 September 24, 2025
Get the 28 cockroach emojismug. by CockroachCock December 30, 2022
Get the Cockroach Cockmug.