clumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while playing call of duty.

Dude, Judy gave Matt an amazing clumpkin last night!

by iloveclumpkins69 October 29, 2009

clumsy ninja

This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...

{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies

While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**

Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**

Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**

by Mistress Jenocide September 9, 2013

Chumps

Anyone of Donald Trumps rabid Followers

Look at those losers at the TRUMP rally's!

Yeah, they're called TRUMPS CHUMPS!

by Sicoldog September 17, 2016

shaggers clump

patch of hair at the back of ones head that has been missed buy ones hair brush

you have been busy this morning, if the shaggers clump is anything to go buy!!

by lollabell May 23, 2008

clumpy

The act of giving or receiving a blow job while on the toilet taking a shit.

Kevin was siting on the toilet taking a dump while Britney was on her knees giving him clumpy.

by deltro August 14, 2006

clumpus

to have an extreme amount of awesomeness or kewlness.
:

blairizzle is super clumpus!!

by Kaitizzle August 2, 2008

Crumps

A venereal disease contracted sexually in which small shrimp like creatures habitate in pubic hair. These creatures highly resemble ocean based crumpets, but are molescule in comparison. Easily treatable with douche.

Girl 1: WTF!!?? I just found a miniature shrimp in my crotch!
Guy 2: Holy Shit! You got the Crumps! You dirty bitch! I told you that your addiction to banging Hobos would lead to trouble!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008