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Clog fever

Inability, usually predominant in the black and latino community, to find a blonde with blue eyes unnatractive, no matter how butterface (or just plain fug in extreme cases) they may be.
DeShawn caught clog fever when he went to Michigan, that ho that he be tappin ain't even got no grill, brotha!
by Kimkom April 11, 2010
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Played Close

When a manipulator tries to befriend under false pretense with the intention of using your personal information against you.

A false friendship, in which someone tries to get closer to you in order to steal from, embarrass, or ruin you.
We picked his brain and he never realized he was being "Played Close".

Ex. 1

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".

Active Verbal Description:

see Ludacris Lyrics for the song "Roll Out".
by Black Wisdom January 22, 2009
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Toilet Clogger

person that clogs toilets because they fail to flush as they go
Mikey is a toilet clogger because he fails to flush as he goes
by Marvelous Momma November 21, 2010
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Door Closer

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011
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artificial closeness

Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.

People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.

This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"

"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."
by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022
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Cloiser

A fan of the Lois Lane and Clark Kent pairing in comics and tv shows like LaC and Smallville or the Superman movies!
Man, those Cloisers can down wild cherry martinis like crazy!
by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009
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Close to the flagpole

Term used in the military or government to describe being near a headquarters. The flagpole is often located near this building. Its not someplace most people want to be since it usually involves political infighting, following all rules to the letter and bureaucratic drudgery.

This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.
I've been goofing off way out here but they're moving me close to the flagpole.
by sfmc98 September 30, 2009
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