Inability, usually predominant in the black and latino community, to find a blonde with blue eyes unnatractive, no matter how butterface (or just plain fug in extreme cases) they may be.
DeShawn caught clog fever when he went to Michigan, that ho that he be tappin ain't even got no grill, brotha!
by Kimkom April 11, 2010
Get the Clog fever mug.When a manipulator tries to befriend under false pretense with the intention of using your personal information against you.
A false friendship, in which someone tries to get closer to you in order to steal from, embarrass, or ruin you.
A false friendship, in which someone tries to get closer to you in order to steal from, embarrass, or ruin you.
We picked his brain and he never realized he was being "Played Close".
Ex. 1
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".
Active Verbal Description:
see Ludacris Lyrics for the song "Roll Out".
Ex. 1
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".
Active Verbal Description:
see Ludacris Lyrics for the song "Roll Out".
by Black Wisdom January 22, 2009
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by Marvelous Momma November 21, 2010
Get the Toilet Clogger mug.Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.
Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011
Get the Door Closer mug.Artificial closeness is when people who you just met in a short amount of time will trauma dump or will speak about deep and personal stuff to get close to you. When in reality you know nothing about each other.
People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.
This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
People do this so they can information out of you;
or they want to speedrun the friend/relationship,
or they're extremely self-destructive.
This is toxic because there is no foundation to the friend/relationship, making it unstable.
"You cockblocked yourself for trying the 'artificial closeness' strategy"
"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."
"Anne is artificially close with Drake, that manipulative slag has no chance."
by i'msohungry3466 April 8, 2022
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by jjsmallvillelvr April 23, 2009
Get the Cloiser mug.Term used in the military or government to describe being near a headquarters. The flagpole is often located near this building. Its not someplace most people want to be since it usually involves political infighting, following all rules to the letter and bureaucratic drudgery.
This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.
This can even mean working in a different building some distance away but the common thought is that the closer you physically are, the worse it can be.
by sfmc98 September 30, 2009
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