Chimp

see Dubya

The chimp tried to answer journalists questions today... what a laugh

by meeeeee November 3, 2003

Chimplify

Simplification to the extreme. Making something so simple a monkey could understand it. Usually made in reference to a clueless employer.

"I just got finished presenting my ideas to Jim."
"How did it go?"
"Ok, I just had to chimplify it."
"Cool."

by Steve Ringer February 20, 2006

chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

by Jarl September 19, 2008

Chimpleton

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.

No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.

by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006

Cimpin'

The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina at her request. Derives from the anagram: C.I.M.P. (Cum In My Pussy)

"What were you doing with Lori last night?"
"Cimpin'.."

by Payton Armour August 9, 2005

Muffler Clamp

While having anal sex with a woman, asking her to tighten her sphincter muscles as you come.

Damn my dick is sore, I shouldn't have had that chick put the muffler clamp on last night.

by Dunk Funkelman April 22, 2008

Chimp

Somebody who's freakin' out and needs to chill. Can be used as a verb, noun or adjective.

"Yo I just ate weed brownies and I'm hella chimped."

Person A- "Wanna hang with Brian tonight?"
Person B- "Nah, that dude's a chimp."

Person A- "Ahhh oh no (insert complaint about whatever)!
Person B- "Yooo quit chimpin'."
Person A- "Woah... you're right. I need to chill."
Person A- "Word."

by Real Insane May 31, 2013