do the santa claus

A term for a sex act where a man blows a load on someone's beard.

Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair

by Vincent Van Curacao May 3, 2017

Santa Claus

He is a pedophile who secretly watches over kids. Not only that, but he also has a large child porn collection in the world and he will be arrested for life and has to register as a sex offender for life and he has probation for life and there will be no Christmas.

Santa Claus is a pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022

santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.

"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .

by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017

santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

Mrs. Claus

A sex act wherein a person with a penis jacks off and cums onto the forehead of their partner.

Colston was bored with just cumming on his girlfriend's back, so one day, he decided to give her the ole Mrs. Claus.

by notmyrealnamebeech December 14, 2019

Claus

To Claus is to steal or rob.

Nico Claused Ostin's Pencil Case

by Ostin Bregon June 14, 2022

Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.

Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023