Dirty Mrs Claus

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.

This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.

by JMNS December 22, 2023

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

A song by Louis Armstrong

'Zat You, Santa Claus?
Sure is dark out, ain't the slightest spark out
'Pon my slackened jaw!
Who's there? Who is it stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Zat You, Santa Claus?

A Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders

I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.

Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023

Sanny Claus

Essentially a reverse burglar. He comes into your house and gives you presents, especially if you leave him cookies and beer and a carton of Pall Mall Lights.

You be good now, or else Sanny Claus'll put coal in your stocking.

by EugeneJohnson42000 December 6, 2023

The Swift Claus

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022