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eli clark

a survivor from identity v

has a very cute owl and is a bitch in single training

he’s still pretty cute though
“OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE GOING AGAINST ELI CLARK IN SINGLE TRAINING
by evelyn aka that bitch November 23, 2021
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cooper clark

Wanna get the Cooper Clark if ya know what I mean?
by Majesticbunny26 May 10, 2019
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Clarke-Kray

Chief Master Sprog of the Royal Navy.
Made in a lab, an experiment gone wrong mixing Goat Sperm and Greyhound Eggs.
It looks like Basil Brush and has the IQ of a Romanian Hog.
The most reprobate, retrograde, profligate, degenerate, delinquent known to England.
More commonly knows as simply “Sproggy George”
Person 1: “who did this… the whole helicopter is broken”
Person 2: “yeah that’s it, it will never fly again, could’ve been that guy who looks like Basil Brush
Person 3: “Oh Sproggy George, yeah it was him”
Person 4: “who? Clarke-Kray!”
Person 3: “that’s Sproggy George”
All others: what a reprobate
by ProfligatusPrime April 18, 2023
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Nicole Clarke

Nicole Clarke is an official term for amazing, by this the government of Ireland mean that one must be loyal, nice, kind and of most amazing. Having all of these will make u an amazing person aka a Nicole Clarke.
by -Wobert Fan Club January 2, 2021
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Clark & The Burkeman

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."
"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009
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Ryder Clark

When a RELT morphs into a LIGMA, to create some sort of neck bearded organism.
That freakish animal must be a Ryder Clark
by Yeti named Larry October 9, 2018
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Jem Clarking

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want
Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son
by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018
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