A technique used to masturbate a male equine by use of the hands. One hand is placed around the main part of the penis, the other is placed over the glands. This simulates either an artificial vagina or the vagina of a female horse. Backward pressure is used on the glands and moderate forward pressure is used on the main part. The male equine will thrust forward and the handler must perform the technique in rhythm in order to achieve ejaculation correctly. This method can be used to collect semen in a container or not, which simulates an open artificial vagina. This technique is used when a proper artificial vagina is not available.
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Symptoms Include: (1)Thinking about that person all the time. (2) Over analysis of everything he says, or does
(3) Feelings can only be expressed by ~akaugdfkjadfhoaudfgoa~
(4) You get sick to your stomach, can't focus, and you start caring more about your looks.
(created Kenzie & Katy)
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She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
So she contracts CRUSHINGS DISEASE and starts thinking of all the things he does and doesn't do.
She looks up "How to tell if a guy likes you" "How to tell a guy you like him"
She gets sick to her stomach and over analyzes everything he says and does
She then either finds out he likes her and they are together till....Their not together anymore or she finds out he has no feelings toward her and she is Heart broken and things get really awkward.
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