The intentional, skillful, deceitful and often cruel act of juking-out, crossing-over, psyching-out, confusing, misleading, baiting or tricking someone who is vulnerable into a plot, trap, embarrassing-moment or minor-misfortune for ones own self-entertainment, amusement, fulfillment, humor, pleasure, revenge, or 1 up.
1. I went to push Charlie into the pool but I stopped before I made contact and he flinched so hard that he actually fell in himself.
2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.
3. April 1st is National Chops Day!
4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"
5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.
6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.
7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.
8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.
9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.
10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
2. Three customers have been waiting angrily for several minutes in line because my cash register light is still on but my shift is already over.
3. April 1st is National Chops Day!
4. As I texted my girlfriend that I'm leaving now, my professor said to the class "Actually, there's more!"
5. The QB Pump-Faked the defender so badly that he jumped for no reason/ The RB Juked the defender so quickly that he fell down and no one even touched him.
6. My mom got chopped into thinking I was at study hall when I really was at a friends house. She never asked so I just went along with it.
7. As I clinched my hand, I threw what seemed to be a tennis ball into the air as my dog sparky ran after it to retrieve nothingness.
8. As he took a sip of what I thought was water, we had no clue it was pure vodka.
9. I tried to purchase 300 dollars worth of clothes only for my debit card to say declined.
10. The Majority of Americans think that America is the land of the free.
by Longinus713 April 2, 2013
Get the Chopsmug. by AG February 20, 2004
Get the The chopmug. by Carmelo Paolozzi January 3, 2009
Get the chopmug. by Martini1267 July 17, 2019
Get the Baby Chop Chopmug. 
Q "Did anything happen with you and that bird you were with last night".
A "Yeh i chopped her all night".
A "Yeh i chopped her all night".
by TimmyVerbs September 17, 2005
Get the chopmug. by deano December 6, 2006
Get the chopsmug.