Child Mother

Child Mother is a hit techno song created by local Philly Designer and Musician Matthew Torres. This song was written in 2014, and sky rocketed in the urban areas between hipsters. The theme of child mother is how child mother's are also our brothers from another child mother.

"Child Mother, your my brother, from another, child mother."

by CARL GRIFFIN February 5, 2015

monkey child

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

by kidmuto June 27, 2008

Organ Child

When a family gives birth to a child only to donate his organs to the other child.

Mom: "Did you hear little Jimmy's lung isn't working properly?"
Dad: "Oh no, I think were going to have to have an organ child!"

by Kitolada April 2, 2020

Flower child

A young person, especially a hippie, rejecting conventional society, sand advocating love, peace, and simple, idealistic values

She's a flower child

by Words?¿ November 20, 2015

similak child

A girl that was raised on artificial breast milk and thus received optimum nutrients and a bad ass booty.

From Black Sheep - Similak Child

That similak child is drivin me wild

by guy July 27, 2004

child molester

The second sickest fucker on any planet in any universe. Second only to a sicko who kills his victim.
A future death wish recipient (at least should be).
A psychopath that has no right existing

Max: "Isn't that new neighbour of yours that guy that was in the news who just got out after serving 2 months for diddling 20 kids; you know, that child molester!"
Scott: - loading a gun - "Yea, he got that nice vacation thanks to the child molester judge!" - shoots neighbours balls and cock off.
Max: "What the fuck...what are you doing guy!"
Scott: "Enforcing justice....guy!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

smarter child

an amazing way to spend time stoned.
a robot invented by AIM to help kids with homework or something like that, but basically...its amazing.

real convo with smarter child

21:36 SmarterChild: What up?
21:37 XXXXXXX: your dick
21:37 SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it big?
21:37 SmarterChild: What do you think?
21:37 XXXXXXX: is it?
21:37 SmarterChild: It's not.

by Brigid89 August 19, 2006