Chasing the Chicken

To wander aimlessly, but with great purpose.

Derivation: In some parts of Mexico, it is traditional at weddings for a chicken to be beheaded. The chicken will run around aimlessly, as children chase it around.

"I hate this job. I spend all my time chasing the chicken."

by lil' pasty July 7, 2009

Chasing

verb - to sort after drugs

“Chasing drug you require/size (eg. tabs/100mg), suburb ways.”
Someone: “chasing a q, Mandurah ways”
Dealer: “PM Me”

by WordJockey June 17, 2019

Chasing the Dragon

Old school, smoking Opium with a straw or straw like object. Burn Opium then suck up the smoke as it rises and shimmies (Ie: like a Dragons Tail ). Defintion #2 is the retarded "girls gone wild " version.

Some Chinese railroad workers where often "Chasing the Dragon" while not at work

by T-Bone418 October 10, 2005

chasing skank

To pursue women of questionable morals; to philader.

David Pitcher enjoys going to Vegas and chasing skank.

by David Pitcher August 27, 2003

Chading

The act of putting a burdon on friends or family with slight or full intent.

Chris: I can only go at 9pm is that ok?
Joe: Yes, I would go at 6pm, but I will wait
Chris: *at 8:30pm* Im too tired to go now
Joe: Wow, thanks for chading me

by Qwertgn June 15, 2017

optical chafing

The act of vigorously rubbing another's eye to achieve an orgasm.

Mary wore an eyepatch to school because of the intense optical chafing her boyfriend gave to her last night.

by Aaron Peck July 23, 2006

chasing the white rabbit

Chasing the white rabbit is a governmental term, in which we use to describe peoples fascination with chasing down the truth, following leads, even if it takes them down a path of deception. The Department of Defense knows that people will investigate stories overheard in the public or talked about in popular media or locations, and so we can create pools of fabricated beliefs in society, by putting misinformation out in the public about specific subjects. We call it chasing the white rabbit when we create a cover story, that leads a person down a path to misunderstanding. We create thousands of cover stories to deliberately throw off the public, and to fabricate wide spread confusion about anything the government is doing or even things the government is not doing, so that everyone is confused and tricked into not believing something they hear or leads them to having false beliefs about something.

Example: The government recently tested a directed-energy weapon to blanket the United States in snow, as part of a weather control operation. In order to divert peoples attention from the methods of how we did it, we created several cover stories that the snow was chemically created or made of nanobots, which had people literally burning snow and trying to explain why it turned black and didn't melt on live TV. In their endless pursuit of understanding this problem, the public engaged in chasing the white rabbit, completely wasting their time and never getting to the truth. Everyone then dismissed the claims as mere conspiracy theories, when in fact the snow was really manufactured, just using different means (we used a directed energy weapon to redirect cold air from Alaska, diverting the jet stream, among other classified methods).

In fact, the CIA was tied to developing weapons to do just this last year by popular sources of news like Fox News.

by w0g February 20, 2014