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Hymenally Challenged

Clueless Speak to describe someone who is a virgin.
Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?

Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dionne: Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.
by jdi May 10, 2004
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gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.
After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.
by gimpomatic April 11, 2010
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calendrically challenged

1. unable to remember the number of days in each month.

2. unable to sustain a long-term schedule or plan, due to a lack of stable subjective significance of the passage of time (i.e. zoomers), rather than disinterest in the desired outcome (i.e. slackers).

3. unable to remember appointments, birthdays, the current day of the week, the month or the current year, often experienced with hangover on New Year's day.

4. unable to flip the pages of a calendar.

5. the state of being perpetually anxious regarding all possible future courses of events.

6. believing that the world will end in some prophesied year, e.g. 1000, Y2K, 2012, etc.

7. Confused state wherein the dates comprising "next weekend" cannot be ascertained.

8. frequently absent without leave
You missed they party! Are you a flake or just calendrically challenged?

I'm sorry! The invitation arrived last Monday, so I thought it was NEXT weekend, instead of this one.
by factsmachine01 June 1, 2010
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ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.
Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.
by theglassman March 12, 2014
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challenge video

Billy: Yo what is this challenge video in Urban Dictionary?
Kevin: What?
by COCKER69420FUNNY July 17, 2021
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developmentally challenged

Stereotypical politically correct teacher : "He's not stupid, he's just developmentally challenged."
by cerobinam September 2, 2018
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pornhub challenge

A challenge where a man must watch a video from each category on PornHub and ejaculate to the video.

This includes watching solo male, tranny and gay videos and ejaculating to them.
Hey bro I just finished the PornHub challenge! I think I found a new fetish for solo male.
by Shendoka July 5, 2017
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