A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
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A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.
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